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Til Death do Us Blart 2017 - I should mention a thing

A thing about being a poet is that sometimes you do things. Things like a 100 Haiku challenge, or decide to write in 6 word lines, or decide that someday you would like to write a pop song, but not the music, just the lyrics. Also, I completely missed any inheritance conversations this time because I got fully immersed in the story of Vincent being Immortal Vincent van Gogh and well yeah.

Some lines that I think I will like

The Foam Gun!
This the new flubber (see how I borked grammar for 5 syllables? ug.)
The marbles dribble out (6. useless.)

Because Vincent is van Gogh
More comedy without camoflage

Locked and loaded Chekov's guns
"Can't spell Blart without Art"
Brain Damage for the bird scene

Thursday, November 21, 2024

Til Death do Us Blart - 2016 & cleaning

What follows is the 1 3/4 pages of notes I took while listening to Til Death do Us Blart episode 2, from 2016. I was also cleaning the kitchen and waiting for a specific bit of conversation that happened in this episode but I wasn't sure because I've heard all of them a few times now. The parenthetical asides are added by me while writing this. Most of them. Not the one in the 2nd last stanza.

Feed yourself & rest in all of this

We're all still here (and choosing inheritors to carry on when it's Time)
The Shadow Man (becomes a character and begins to open doors to weirdness)
(the main character is) Terrible to other people

They end the movie in love (is the supposition based on events at the beginning of PBToo)
She can't not vomit (so she leaves, for her own health)
We got it in one (I took this note and don't remember why)
Mini Discs at the Family Blockbuster 
Ghost Lane the Ghost Boy 
(those last two are unrelated, I just liked the cadences)